December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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I fucking hate guys. I fuck lots of guys because...
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Dec 29th
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Succubus
Me: I'm a fucking succubus.
Friend: You devour the soul after coitus?
Me: I find it more satisfying than a cigarette, yes.
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 20th
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Best Compliments
Over the years, I have gathered a few feathers in my hat, making it look even more ridiculous than it already did. These are some of my favourites: You’re so funny! Like Conan O’Brien with a Vagina! I love when you dance! You could be a back up dancer for Michael Jackson! He always had the best ones! I like your eyebrows. Are you Brazilian? I assumed because of your wonderfully...
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Dec 9th
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Dec 5th
This is a true testament to how much I hate...
It’s like Ms. Havisham’s 1960s bachelorette party in my house tonight.
Dec 5th
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